Exposing the radicals on both sides of the political fence

 

The struggle to remain objective

So, my blog mama discusses the impending implosion of the far-right and how they're already turning into the far-left they so despise Hey, right wingers? You have become the people you hate. You have become everything you screamed at people for being in 2004. You are running around claiming that Obama cheated, lied and bought his way to the White House. Looking around the blogosphere and its comments I see the words slimy, corrupt, devil, Antichrist, communist, evil, Stalin, Lenin, Hitler. Now, unlike Michele, I didn't support and still do not support Barack Obama and his policies. I believe...

About my service to my country

RNS has another "Support the Troops, BUT.." article I’m not going to quote the guy, since in his first paragraph he denotes just how out of touch the radical left is, and it is just plain embarrassing. Put simply, his point is thus: They won’t admit to it, but because that book’s author and I believe it, anyone who says they joined to serve their country or for other patriotic reasons is a liar. They may not know they’re liars, but since neither the author or I can picture “Service” or “Patriotism” there must be another answer, and we...

I have no idea what to say

Really... Woman sat on toilet for 2 years It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." ... "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is...

A blast from the past

Found this on my hard drive. I used to have it online, but the image hosting company apparently had different views than me and deleted this image without telling me. Now, I run my own show.

Quote of the day - From one mother to another edition

Stacy nails it So, Sally Field thinks when mothers run the world there won't be any "goddamned war," eh? Just who the hell does she think raises all these suicide bombers? And a two-fer "Come back with your shield or on it," ring any bells?

I liked it better with the snark, Glenn

In my RSS Reader and online I wonder why the edit? The original is true.

Another must see movie

Shooting Michael Moore No, not with firearms, but with cameras. By a guy who grew up with him. Seems interesting. According to the trailer, Moore actually owns Halliburton and Pfizer stock*. I guess it's ok for the health care system to screw over the little guys as long as fat ass can make a few bucks filming them as well as getting his dividends. *At least according to this guy. I didn't verify it personally and the stocks might be part of some portfolio package. But if true, how sweet the irony is! Hat tip Arms and the Law

David has a point

I wasn't going to comment on "Father" Mike Pfleger's plea to an unruly mob to kill another  human being because other's have. I especially wasn't going to comment on the taxation laws that St. Sabina ("Father" Pfleger's church) seem to be breaking because I'm not a tax law person. But David Codrea has a point - it doesn't take much to look into and see that St. Sabina is actively breaking the tax laws afforded to non-profit entities and churches. If a church wishes to combat gun violence, then they can talk to their parishioners until Moses comes back for seconds. But...

The leftist mindset

I work with one of the most leftist people you could imagine. Not only does he sport Impeach Bush! bumperstickers, but even had a vanity plate made for impeachment as well. He walked by my cube today and on the Mac I had a nice picture of Earth as the background. The picture just happens to have North America in view, which he complained about with a very snide "That's a very North American Centric picture don't you think?" comment. Everything to this man is politics. I don't think it would be stretch to say he probably believes the 1972...

Jeff Goldstein - Wordsmith of the highest caliber

Jeff, gently bashing a troll who extols the virtues of polls* Appeals to the American people might pass as evidence in your world, but me, I remember that “Full House” ran for close to a decade, so I’m not really all that enamored with bandwagon appeals. *I'm dead serious when I say I did not mean for that to rhyme.

Never mind, THIS is the quote of the day

Lileks, responding to the Ass Plow known as Billy Arkin of the WaPo It’s almost as if the actual troops think they have some sort of absolute moral authority to have an opinion, and this gives them the right to express themselves without considering  the impact that might have on people who disagree. They do have a moral authority, but only when they’re killed, and it transfers immediately to the closest relative who disagreed with the mission.

Silly liberals

I don't know what type of political points you plan on scoring by putting blackface on Anthony Hopkins. If you're not careful, he'll eat your kidneys with a side of fava beans...

Oh, but they absolutely "Support the Troops"

My ass. Overheard some lefties at work just a minute ago speaking about the military. Well, what else happens when you give guns to a bunch of trailer park troops? I can just feel the support. I kept calm and just walked away. I don't appear military any more, and even when I was in people had a hard time believing I was a Marine. But with my nephew shipping off in a week or so and my Brother-In-Law resigning up with the Navy, I'm trying to figure out a way to accidentally "forget" about my medical issues and...

Liars. Each and every one of them

They no more 'support the troops' than Tom Cruise supports anti-depressant use. It's been said before, but I will repeat it here because it pisses me off to no end. You cannot support the troops unless you support their mission - The troops are their mission! The troops are the ones pulling the triggers. They are the ones guiding the bombs. They are the ones planning the attacks. If you disagree with what's going on, then you do not support the troops, period. It is intellectually dishonest to say otherwise. While I consider it distasteful, you're more than welcome...

About that faked Reuters photo

In case you’ve been like me and pretty much unplugged over the weekend, Reuters has been caught publishing photographs that have been tampered with. The scariest part is that this particular photo was simply a shitty Photoshop job. As a wedding photographer, I use Photoshop to open people's eyes,  take off that last minute zit, and even move people closer to each other. When I am done, there isn't the slightest hint that anything ever changed. For example, a friend of my wife's recently asked me to remove a camera bag from an otherwise nice photo. It was easy because it...

Just a little test. Nothing to see here.

Just upgraded my Subtext to a developer's build. No smoke from the server. Must not have gone too bad. Update: Looks like I did break it. But not for too long. Helps when you move over the correct directory. Seriously, though, does the new code make me look fat?

I still don't get it

Mohammed was a prophet, kinda like Malachi or Zephaniah is in Biblical terms. Therefore, comparing insults to Mohammed to insults to Jesus isn't quite accurate. So maybe soaking a crucifix in urine is ok, but talk smack about Habbakuk and you'd better prepare for Pat Roberts to offer $1M for your head?

Why politicians should be outlawed

So, I found a story about the dangers of toxins in breast milk and a commenter replied with this link Rocket fuel in breast milk (lettuce, and drinking water too) First, I just want to clarify something. While I’m appreciative of the link, it’s very misleading. It’s not rocket fuel, but a chemical that happens to be used in rocket fuel. You can’t grab a lactating woman, squeeze her breast, and power the space shuttle with the results. However, that aside, I read the article because I’m concerned with articles such as these. And reading it got my blood pressure up...

A bigger man than myself

One of my favorite bloggers is Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Jeff has the sense of humor that just draws me in time and time again. Plus, the man has a way of dissecting bullshit in a calm manner that I just cannot fathom. I’m a terrible writer. I really am. My brain thinks much faster than my fingers can pound out letters on the keyboard (and you should see how fast I can type). So many times when I sit down to write a post regarding something I’m passionate about, it comes out all garbled. While the logical thinking inside my...

No! Honestly, I meant "Character assasination!"

Yeah, right Pat.

Behold the healing power of Saint Sheehan

Many of you out there do not recognize the power of faith. Foolish are those who do not understand how divine intervention can change the physical world in which we live. For example, Sharp as a Marble had fallen upon hard times in the Truth Laid Bear ecosystem. Fewer and fewer people found their way onto my steps and my ranking had dropped considerably over the past few months. There are those who say I should work harder, that I should put more effort into my blog if I want people to visit. Phooey. I have faith in Mother Sheehan and her God...

Grilled cheese sandwich claims to have image of Mother Sheehan

Crawford Tx. – Thousands of people gathered today to try to catch a glimpse of a grilled cheese sandwich that supposedly sported the likeness of Mother Sheehan, the Patron Saint of Left Causes. Mrs. Sheehan is grieving her lost son Casey, who was killed in combat after apparently being forced to volunteer for military duty, and currently camping near President Bush’s vacation ranch to protest the war. Mrs. Sheehan was recently bestowed the highest honor the Left can give: Victim.  “There’ve been rumors of Mother Sheehan’s apparition showing up on the sides of insurance buildings and even around leaky cracks beneath over passes, “ said one...

A note of clarification on Cindy Sheehan

Because of the sheer number of posts regarding Cindy Sheehan and some confusion that has followed, I figured I should point something out. Cindy Sheehan (left) is no relation to Billy Sheehan (right) One has throngs of screaming fans, a burning desire to make it big on the stage, and whose eccentric behavior could easily be attributed to the stresses of instant popularity. The other is a former bass player for Mr. Big.

30 seconds was too much

Wow. I get into work today, start up a new Visual Studio project, and while my POS computer takes 30 minutes to set up a new web application, I decide to peruse my RSS reader. After 30 seconds of political vitriol, I’ve had enough. Bring on the Cat Blogging!

Convicted!

Had to put the headphones on and crank them up to avoid the conversation of the lefties this morning who, sans actual proof you know, were talking about how Rove was guilty of outing Plame and how he should be shot, hung, drawn & quartered, keel hauled, and forced to watch Rosanne Barr pleasure herself in the shower. It’s amazing the pretzels people turn themselves into trying to manufacture ‘facts’ to fit their world view. The same thing happens with the wingnuts, just look at Clinton and the crap they floated about how he killed off everyone and their brother to get...

A pinprick light of sanity

In a Flickr photo session regarding this morning’s London bombing, instead of photos of what’s going on, this dickhead posts a derogatory cartoon of Bush. Much palaver ensues, most of it pure,100% hatred. In all the muck, a lone voice speaks LLeufer  says: Every public forum website I've visited on the internet this afternoon has had people from every walk of life arguing on it and throwing accusations and slanderous comments at random. Most of us, I'm sure are sickened by what has happened today, by the fact that many innocent people have been killed, injured and frightened beyond belief by these...

The sewers of humanity

Won’t link to Kos because I don’t want his brainless zombie minions to waltz back here dropping shit everywhere, but damn those are some of the most disgusting excuses for humans I’ve ever seen. I’m afraid to go to a Free Republic site as it will be just as bad, only in the opposite direction. Kossaks are, predictably, blaming Bush. Bush’s folly in Iraq caused terrorism, blah blah blah. I swear these people cut and paste their comments because they’re all the same. Many of them were simply pointing out that the Chimperor looked scared, smirky, shifty eyes, and even one...

Theocrats Under the Bed

I delinked someone today. Someone I’ve read for quite a while but who has finally descended into theocrazieness and is seeing the impending theocracy right around the corner. Since I’m not into all the public delinking, I’m not going to point them out. I will say, however that this blog has been removed from both my blogroll and my RSS reader as I am tired of the silly anti-religious rants. I don’t understand where people think that saying ‘Stop pushing your morals on me’ only applies to Christians. Morals are constructs. Some people think right and wrong come from God. Some think...

We Get Hate Mail!!!!

Woot! Gotta love trolls! Today's doozy is brought to you by SgtShep (Texhgy@hawaii.rr.com), a lovable character if you get to know him I'm sure!Digital Brownshirt Asshole When's the last time you were cranked, asshole?Hmm. Never, actually. Asshole cranking sounds more like your game. Let me know how it works for you, though.Get ready, for it's easy to find you, and the internet is not the source. Oh. Well, just FYI the Internet would make it easier. If your thinking of using information from my library card, it's out of date. Try Google maps instead!Law Enforcement is talking to each other like...

Smoking Helps to Protect Against Lung Cancer

Ladies and Gentlmen (and you too Nathan), I give you one of the greatest of all moonbats - Joe "Don't need no Cialis" Vialls, Private Investigator.Just look at some of the titles Joe has worked hard on writingDid New York Orchestrate The Asian Tsunami?Actually, I think it was the Boston Pops, myself.Russia Proves 'Peak Oil' a misleading Zionist scam When in doubt, blame the JoooooooosAmerica May be Forced to Surrender in IraqIt's true. Unfortunately all the terrorists end up dead and give us no one to surrender to.Saddam's Liberation of Iraq Has BegunOh, I thought that was our guys...

Troll Alert!

I've got a live troll working it's way through this post! It's a prime example of a sick mind at work. "Minnie" claims I've never served in the Marine Corps and that I am a Bush worshiper / Rush ditto-head and that Bush had a sock in his flight suit, AWOL, coke head, etc... All that's missing is blaming Halliburton for the tsunami! My favorite part is the one where, since Bush cannot bring up documentation that he was never AWOL then he must be hiding it and therefor was AWOL! That folks is classic nutcase logic!Unfortunately, it's not a...

More Reasons I Hate Moore

As odd as it is, through the miracle of marriage, I am now related to Bob Eubanks. Yes, the Bob Eubanks of the Newlywed Game. He's my mother-in-law's cousin. I've never met him in person or otherwise, although during a relatively heavy drinking binge back in college I could have sworn he was under my bed selling plastic statues of Booker T. Washington (granted it could have just as easily been Gene Rayburn).Anyway, he has a book out, It's in the Book, Bob, which my mother-in-law has a signed copy of. I was reading a bit of it yesterday, more...

Exclusive Pablo Paredes Photograph!

Sharp as a Marble has discovered photographs of Pablo Paredes, the coward conscientious objector who has recently refused to serve duty in Iraq.Undated Photo of Pablo "Spineless" ParedesIf you see this man, feel free to kick the ever loving shit out of him as he is a disgrace to his country.

Exactly What I Would Say

Only with much less profanity.

I Just Realized How Educated Stupid I Am!

Why haven't I heard about the Time Cube until so late in my life? It is beyond my power to explain Time Cube, so I shall give you an excerpt from the site. Time Cube is "T.O.E.", theory of everything. Time, Life and Truth are Cubic Principles, a natural creation of ineffable opposites. It requires no brain to believe in a word god or to be educated by one, but it requires the wisdom of opposites to know both are fake. Caltech professors practice obscurantism and can not ever allow Time Cube Debate - for it will indict the word bastards...

Enough About the Medals!!!!

Holy mother of pearl! I can't read a single blog where people aren't complaining about some device that Kerry may have worn incorrectly or how his purple heart was only for a scratch or that boat 93 wasn't really facing north but north by northwest. Give it up already.I agree the Swifties have a bone to pick, fine. Let them do so. But blogging incessantly about it isn't going to help. There are other issues out there that need addressing and neither side is doing it.I do not care for Kerry, as both of my long time readers should know,...

Blog Headline Filter

As soon as I see the words Kerry and anything pertaining to Viet Nam or Swift in either the headline or description of a blog in my RSS reader, I automatically skip it.Hell, I've had enough. The fever in the blogosphere reminds me of the coverage of the Iraq war - a bunch of people talking to fill time in between bomb footage. Ocasionally you get to see something interesting, but other than that it's a lot of the same.I think the SBVFT campaign is brutal and far from over. I think O'Neill has so many tricks up his sleve that Kerry...

When Facts Aren't On Your Side, Use Scary Words

Scott at Slant Point points out a really, really, piss-poor job of "journalism".This is why I don't bother with newspapers any more. The blogosphere is free and instead of hiding behind a mask of objectivity, most bloggers wear theirs on their sleeve making interpreting the news so much easier.

Bush Can't Win

Seems like some people are bent out of shape about Bush's 7 minutes after being told about the first plane hitting the WTC.If Bush had hopped up, tore off his jacket to reveal his superman costume, taken off and flew around the earth backwards so fast he reversed time and stopped all the planes without a single life lost, the moonbats would be up in arms about messing with the space time continuum.*(from a comment I left over at Balloon Juice)

The Mars Conspiracy Revisted

Many years ago, an buddy and I created the website www.marsconspiracy.com (if there's a site there now, I had nothing to do with it). Back in 1997 you could register a domain name with InterNic and have 30 days to pay for it before they shut it down. Since the landing was so 'timely' we decided to put up a hoax site and use the 30 day grace period because, well, we were cheap bastards and we knew the novelty wouldn't be there in a month.Anyway, sadly my friend had lost all the code for the site which is too bad...

Micheal "Dude, Where's My Honesty?" Moore Speaks Out About Rondstadt

That didn't take long. The King of Deception cries like a baby and gets it all wrong as usual. Check out this lovely tidbit Moore wrote a letter to Timmins, and posted it on his web site Monday night. "What country do you live in? Last time I checked, Las Vegas is still in the United States. And in the United States, we have something called 'The First Amendment.' This constitutional right gives everyone here the right to say whatever they want to say. All Americans hold this right as sacred. Many of our young people put on a uniform...

When Parent's Fail

At least one Northern Virginia moviegoer walked out in a huff after watching just a half-hour of "Fahrenheit," and she wants our readers to know about it. Loyal Republican Lenora Tomalin, 81, called us to report that she left her relatives in their seats at the Regal theater in Sterling and headed for the lobby during the scene when Moore, in a voiceover, suggests thoughts President Bush might have had in a Florida classroom the morning of Sept. 11. "I was enraged . . . I thought it was very sophomoric," she says. "There was laughter and I would just...

A female, French version of Micha Wright?

Seems to be hoax season. The lady who was attacked in France, claiming it was because she was mistaken for a Jew is now claiming she made it up.Stupid @!#$.....Also Talking - AceSpoons

SaaM Conspiracy Generator

One of the big stories going around the Blogosphere right now is about the talk of postponing the election if there were to be a major terrorist attack. Of course, such utterances have increased the sales of aluminum foil ten fold.It is sad that people crave conspiracy theories to satiate their hatred of any political party. That's why I'm going to spring the first ever, SaaM conspiracy theory:First, Karl Rove creates the scandal by releasing the discussions of voting postponement. This causes howls from the left. Bush then comes out later and publicly announces that the election will be held...

Signs don't lie

 Hat Tip Wizbang for the original image

A lie told enough times.....

becomes a Michael Moore movie.

Wear your Digital Brown Shirt icon proud!

So, Gore has decided to call me a Digital Brown Shirt because I'm a blogger who looks for the truth, eh? Well, fine then! Here's an icon for all my fellow bloggers. Display it proudly on your site! Claim the title of Digital Brown Shirt! For those who don't want to wade through the registration, here's a snippet from Gore. The Administration works closely with a network of “rapid response” digital Brown Shirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for “undermining support for our troops.” Paul Krugman, the New York Times columnist, was one of the first journalists to regularly expose the...

The new Bush ad.

Don't like it at all. I feel dirty for watching it. First major complaint is that Michael Moore, while being very popular on the left, is not a representative of the Democrat Party. The ad might as well have shown a video clip of the man on the street saying “Bushitler lied”. Second, the MoveOn ads aren't official Democrat videos. Again, the were not produced or distributed by the DNC, and while I agree they are vile,, they distract the viewer from any real issues that Bush might have with the Democratic policies. Third, the quality sucked. It looked like they hired a highschool...