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The dream grill
Please, think of the puppies before you shoot
How D.C. gangsters get around the 'bottom-loading' machine gun ban
My irony meter just busted a gasket
In the mail
Brady Campaign suicide watch
Views from the future
Day 7 - Showdown at the water cooler
Can any lawyers out there help me?
Paul Hemlke responds to the SCOTUS Heller ruling
Time to admit I was totally wrong
Does this count as an AOW?
Giving the Brady Campaign my full support
A new twist on the common 'she was a good kid' shtick
Real felony, make believe weapon
I've been LOL'd
Weapons grade crazy
How to make a proper martini
In honor of National Tourettes Awareness Month
More reasons to ban guns
Something to be very proud of
Tears. No, seriously
To all the ladies out there
Quote of the day - Nothing left to do, then, edition
Google search phrase of the day
What makes this guy's nuts so special?
What I won't be wearing to the airport tomorrow
Top 10 things Obama plans on doing on the campaign trail after visiting all 57 states
Word of the day - Crotchfruit
Spam of the day
I have no idea what you were searching for
Quote of the day - Ain't that the truth edition
About the picture of my daughter
Quote of the day - Coworker's email edition
Because I'm like that
Personal notes
Dear Mrs. Obama
Holy shit!
HRC-47 Sniper Rifle
Why I went with the 6.8 SPC
My first and last post about the Sptizer incident
Forget the .50 Caliber Terror
I swear, it's not me
Frustrated already with the NRA
Uh oh. I wonder if Breda has an alibi
Political bumper sticker for Super Tuesday
Instant classic
Oh, gee, thanks.
Why men have better friends
From the "No one ever accused him of being bright" department
A blast from the past
This means war
Not only is this doormat funny on the front
No, Breda, you shouldn't feel bad
Take THAT, Baby Jesus
Quote of the day - Don't ask, don't tell edition
Doing my part to combat Global Warming
It's time to admit that it is a living, breathing tablet
Presented without comment
Ok, this scares me. Bad
Well, that answers that question
Quote of the day - Instant Messaging edition
Kucinich Responds To UFO Story Critics
If you truly loved your kids
More defective guns
Florida - The land of Sunshine, Beaches...
Well, there's a new term
I thought our printers were HP's
I wonder how much PSH I would invoke
I'm sure mine is worse
More Bullet Lady
Ok, this is going to be way too much fun
I think I figured it out
Failures in architectural design
How drugs affect you
I don't care who you are
Be careful what you wear
Hey, she said she was 18
When the instructions tell you to carry around a spare set of pants
However, for the sake of argument we must err on the side of severity
My mother, the comedian
Desperate times call for desperate spam
You know your campaign for president is in trouble
The unavoidable confusion that comes from being very young
Oh, it's really easy
Remove drinks from area before reading this
Gun advocates definitely have their heads in the right place
Who's is the biggest?
And damned proud you should be!
We have a level 9 stupid alert!
Ask and ye shall receive
An open letter to Glock, Inc.
Jim Zumbo, Staples Stock Clerk
Damn
It takes a big man to laugh at himself
Oh the irony
Not sure what you were looking for, dude
A bumpersticker I saw over the weekend
Definitely teh funny
Silly liberals
Quote of the day
A truly tasteless shirt
Answering my fan mail
In case you've misplaced your "Men's Rulebook"
Creativity
I swear, it's not me.
Attn Reuters - I'm available for work
Things I learned from Friday's Texas Hold 'Em get together at the brother-in-law's
Just in case there are 3 people in the world who haven't seen this
Definitely not a kid friendly joke
Sometimes the comments are better than the posts
Today's spam winner
When typos go bad
Gravity + Toyota + A million or so rubber bands = FUN!
I'm torn over this...
Joke of the day
Exciting new SaaM feature! The Pants-Cam!
The anklebone is connected to the brain pan
My continued marriage to my wife is a constant source of amazement to me
Just for Floridians
And the winner for this weeks "Best Spam Subject Line" goes to...
You'll laugh, you'll cry....
My continued employment is a constant source of amazement for me
He was either witty or witless
Not the right place, Honey.
Yeah, I know....
A SaaM "Ben Domenech" moment
Pardon me
Don't blame me
Did he just call the founding fathers "hole poopers"?
TPS Coversheets & 24
A true tale of corporate bureaucracy gone bad
Amazing facts about Jack Bauer
Bueller doesn't get it
Sure Chief.
Quantum physics humour?
Joke of the day
Three little tidbits of thought
US not doing so hot in the olympics
Scientifically proven to be damn sexy
Apparently, my wife knows about my secret psychic powers
When regulations get ridiculous
Parrot provides pal proof of partner's preference for proxy penis
I usually hate stereotypes
The inherent violence in today's preschool toys
Why is it?
I guess I was wrong. There is a slight resemblance
Ever Google an ex-grilfriend only to discover she's become a porn star?
Quote of the day
Senator Kennedy conducts a third grade math class
Blog update
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
Light posting for today
Important Sharp as a Marble correction
Important Sharp as a Marble product defect recall
A visual representation of Bush's current political popularity
Random Thoughts From Schrödinger's Cat (Part II)
Jeff Goldstein confronts an NFL referee*
Needless to say....
Protein of the United States
And so the stalking begins
Quote of the day
Blogging naked!
You need one
Flood coverage takes devastating toll on Sheehan campaign
Foiled!
What if Journey got back together and made children's songs?
Behold the healing power of Saint Sheehan
Grilled cheese sandwich claims to have image of Mother Sheehan
There's "Wrong", "Plain Wrong", and then there's this...
Selling deep freezers to eskimos
One of the most useful Photoshop tutorial I've ever seen
Dirty joke
Curse you, Bill Gates!
Why I oppose John Roberts for the Supreme Court
Quotes from IM conversations
Quotable quotes
Modern nursery rhymes
Still #1 for tits
Never leave your PC unlocked
I probably don't need to tell you what I THOUGHT this said
Experiments in high dosages of caffeine
An HR case just waiting to happen
I'm full of pith right now
Another missed camera phone opportunity
What would Freud say about this?
Inappropriate music selection
Someday, I Too Shall Pull a Prank of this Magnatude
SCUDs.
Irony So Thick, It's Almost Painful
It Sounded Dirty, But....
Who Knew?
Hey Jan! Your Thong is Showing
Today's Reverse Racially Insensitive Ha-Ha
Shattered Fantasies
You Know What's Really Funny?
Threat Level Raised
Blogging Burn Out
I Supported A War For Oil....
This Morning's Scientific Endeavor
The Waffle House Experience
The Citizen Journalist Report: Transcript
Harry Potter Casting Surprise - Fleur Delacour to be played by Macaulay Culkin
I Smell a Lawsuit!!!
Signs That Let You Know You're In Atlanta
Phrase of the Day
Things I Want That Do Not Exist
Don't Worry, I'm Ok
Misheard Lyrics III
God, I Did Not Need to See This
The Amazing Potty Mouth of a 2½ Year Old
Why I Feel Humans are Doomed to Extinction
EXCLUSIVE!!!! Glenn Reynold's Sidekick Hacked!
Oldies but Goodies
I Came Close to This Once
If Fox's Hit Show 24 Was a Little More Realistic (Part I)
Come to Think About It
Bumpersticker Fun!
The Pen May Be Mightier Than the Sword...
Confusing Acronymns
You've Been Warned
Did I Hear That Right?
President Bush's Fake "Moon" Draws Fine, Ire
Breaking News: Massive Explosion Outside of Fast Food Restaurant
Update on Lasergate
Blowing My Wad in Other's Comments Part II
A Cry For Help
A VH1 Special You Shouldn't Miss!
For the Geeks Out There
Kerry's Campaign Manager Describes Problems With the Campaign
BOW BEFORE MY MANPANTIES OF EVIL!
Combination Guest Posting and Audio-Blogging
When Frank J. Speaks - You Listen
SaaM Navel Gazing Report
My Experimental Jeff Goldstein Post
An Infinite Monkeys / Infinite Typewriters Production
I Just Realized How Educated Stupid I Am!
Great Reasons for Being Ma