Clay Bennett, a cartoonist, has great advice on gun safety
Talk about straight to the point! Man, I can't believe it's that simple! We could apply that logic to everything and make the whole world safe as bubble-wrap!
The Complete Guide to Safe Sex - Don't have sex.The Complete Guide to Vehicular Safety - Don't drive a carThe Complete Guide to Avoiding Accidents - Don't get out of bed. Ever.
I take it abstinence only education is bad, unless it's about guns, then it's good. In fact, if the school system treated firearm safety the same as sex-ed*, they'd be handing out free ammunition to the kids (I mean, they're gonna shoot guns anyway, shouldn't they be using Glaser safety ammo?)
*I do not support abstinence only education, by the way. I disagree with handing out condoms, but that's not the same as telling kids that avoiding the horizontal mambo is the only option.