I can't talk long. I dare not hold my head up too high lest someone blow it clean off. It's D-7 and counting here in Florida. On July 1st, a stupid law went into effect that allowed a select class of people to legally be allowed to store a firearm in their cars when they came to work. The aftermath was predictable. It's been seven days of blood in the cubicles.

Oh shit! There's a gun battle waging on right now over toner near printer 5. I think Mandy from accounting just submitted her last TPS cover sheet. Oh, the humanity.

I'm nervous. Today is my day to provide cover fire for I.T. We lost two developers and a mid-level manager yesterday heading to lunch. Apparently, Frank in facilities brought a high powered sniper rifle and just snapped. All I have is a Glock 29 with 10 rounds. I knew I should have chambered an 11th.

Gotta go now... Erin from customer service just came in. Everyone knows her Aunt Flo is visiting and she packs a 1911.

Heaven help us!