Now THAT's a wedding

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Now THAT's a wedding

DoubleTapper talks about his recent attendance to a wedding

As soon as I got inside, the groom's brother, a neighbor of mine, asked me if I would mind holding onto his M4 for the evening.

Don't they know that bringing weapons to a wedding will inadvertently lead someone to slaughter the bridal party over who gets the biggest piece of the wedding cake?

"OW!"

"What's wrong?"

"You threw rice in my eye! DIE!!!!! *BAM* *BAM*"

My kind of wedding!

rolled out on Monday, June 16, 2008 6:44 PM

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# re: Now THAT's a wedding - B Smith

Rolled Out On: 6/17/2008 4:40 PM

I've heard of shotgun weddings, but the concept of assault-rifle wedding is new to me :)

# re: Now THAT's a wedding - B Smith

Rolled Out On: 6/17/2008 4:42 PM

"Don't run, you'll only die tired"??? Heh.

# re: Now THAT's a wedding - DirtCrashr

Rolled Out On: 6/18/2008 2:52 PM

The had an impressive number of Glocks, SIG and other in attendance too - "Dance the Chicken Dance, sucker!" *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*

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