Rolled Out On: 6/3/2008 12:16 PM

That is USDA Prime!

Rolled Out On: 6/3/2008 12:30 PM

I'm all in favor of creativity but would someone please please PLEASE get a big fat Sharpie marker, find that car and write "IMPURITY" on that sign?

Please?

Rolled Out On: 6/3/2008 12:41 PM

i'm glad you're not against the message, because it's true. Jesus CAN deliver one from those things. But, yeah, with that presentation, he probably does argue with himself daily.

Oh, yeah. "Impuritiveness"? Not quite in touch with "realitiveness", are we?

Rolled Out On: 6/3/2008 3:53 PM

"I do not avoid women, Mandrake -- but I do deny them my essence."

Oh, dear Lord, just tell me the van didn't turn in at the local Air Force Base. Pleeeeeze.

"Impuritiveness." Now there's a blog category. Oh, yeah.

Rolled Out On: 6/4/2008 10:33 AM

I was always partial to:

Jesus saves! Parish scores on the rebound.

Rolled Out On: 6/4/2008 12:05 PM

Impureitiveness, most definitely a blog category.

Rolled Out On: 6/5/2008 6:50 AM

Any word if there was an Obama '08 Bumpersticker on the stern?