I shouldn't blog angry, but if I took the time to calm down before I wrote anything, you'd get biannual posts and like it.
So, this morning I'm talking with a friend at work. Said friend (we'll call him "Sally") is a flaming Democrat. Sally tends to be fairly even headed and not a complete socialist twat, but he still has that core belief that for every problem, the is an equal and opposite government program to fix it.
To Sally, the government is a benign entity that only can be corrupted by Republicans. If only Democrats were in charge, nothing bad would ever happen, hence, it is totally permissible to submit every last facet of your life to Uncle Sam's caring and compassionate scrutiny.
Yet he thinks that the government shouldn't butt into your home life. Go figure.
This morning's conversation with Sally entailed my consideration of the addition of a swimming pool to my house. Imagine my fury when I found out that, as a free citizen of the United States of American and resident of the State of Florida, I must ask and gain permission to modify my property as I see fit!
Permits. To build a fucking swimming pool. I was incensed at having to have an inspector come out for my patio addition, and this has finally pissed me off to no end.
Here's how I see it. If I modify my house, and something happens because I did not 'meet code', the fault is mine and mine alone with the payment for the damage coming out of my pocket. If I purchase a house, it is between me and the seller to agree on what constitutes the purchase and what I expect the terms to include and, being that I don't trust him or her to indicate where there might be problems, I hire a third party who's very existence relies on providing accurate assessment of the house's structural integrity.
If I wish to rent a backhoe, dig a 16.3' hole, cement the walls, fill it full of water and install some pavers, it's none of the government's damned business. And if you purchase the home from me, it is up to you to ensure you know what you are buying. You have to do the work to ask me who built the pool and verify that it meets the standards of what you're willing to accept. You. Not some overworked government lackey who, if they fail to perform their job correctly, feels no punishment and therefore no incentive to do a better job.
Sally, on the other hand, feels it's not his place to make those decisions. In Sally's world, the government should make the process easy and risk free. Now, Sally is from another state where he says that the inspectors are quality people who, apparently out of the kindness of their heart, will not allow construction to continue if there are failings in the workmanship. That's all well and good, but I've watched these inspectors 'inspect' my house. It took the gentleman less time to 'inspect' the new addition than it did for him to park in my driveway. In fact, he leaned over the fence, saw some construction, then left. The only thing he signed off on was the back of the check for the permit.
But to Sally, the requirement to ask permission from my masters is a small price to pay to "protect the children." Sally wants liberty for cheap, wants it easy, and risk free. When I challenged him on the effectiveness of these inspections (after I got him to admit the government suffered no consequences for a poor job) his response was "we have to do something!".
No, Sally, we don't have to do anything. The human race has managed to stay afloat for millions of years without government licensing of pools. In fact, lakes have been around since well before man decided to invent Marcite and yes, people drowned, but it wasn't because of shoddy construction or failures to maintain the proper alkalinity.
What permitting entails is two fold. It is a source of unearned income for the state and a tool that can be wielded against businesses in a political manner. Don't want to donate to my campaign? You want to argue about my latest bills in the works? It'd be a real shame if we increased the permit costs for your line of business. People might not want to build if they go up. You'd meet hard times if that were to happen.
This isn't about safety. If it were, pools would not be permitted at all with the high rate of drownings (Think Of The Children™). This is about another way to control the populace. It's just one in a long line of small violations against our freedoms that "feel" like they do something, but accomplish nothing except to erode our self-reliance.
The Founding Fathers would roll in their grave if they knew this is what we've become. Of course, that would assume they've applied and received their "Post Mortem Rotational Motion Permit" good for 5 years.
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Monday, June 02, 2008 1:28 PM