Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 3:37 PM

Dude. Hot rod flames.

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 3:57 PM

Can they do Sarah Brady's face? Cuz that would be awesome.

Or maybe a poodle with a slash through it.

Heh.

Maybe just, "This product is known cause liberal politicians to soil their knickers."

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 3:59 PM

Oooh, I like the idea of the ballistics table:
http://www.anvilarms.com/showgallery.aspx?galleryid=3&slideidx=4

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 4:56 PM

It may be a little boring, but how 'bout the good 'ol 2A etched on your lower.

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 5:13 PM

Not boring at all.

How about "Dear First Amendment - You're Fucking Welcome"

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 7:05 PM

That may be the best one yet. There are lots of tried'n'true phrases that would look lovely etched onto a rifle, but there's something to be said for simplicity as well. Profanity is fantastic gun decoration... until your daughter learns to shoot the rifle and quotes that phrase to her civics teacher... then you may have a problem. An amusing problem, but a problem nonetheless.

Lets see, some other options:
-"This is my rifle, there are many like it..."
-"From my cold dead hands"
-"Tyranny Prevention"
-"Orcrist" (get it? do ya?)

ummmm...

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 7:08 PM

Mmmm... The Goblin Cleaver!

Of course, I'd need the writing on the ring as well ;)

Rolled Out On: 5/5/2008 8:53 PM

There is only one thing I would engrave or paint upon my rifle...

"Vera"

Points for those who get it.

Rolled Out On: 5/6/2008 3:13 AM

"Clinton & Obama: Come & get it, bullets first."
"Yes, this really is an Evil Black Rifle. Go ahead & cry to your mama"

Rolled Out On: 5/6/2008 12:52 PM

@Linoge: Ah Jayne, we miss you, we do.

Rolled Out On: 5/6/2008 2:57 PM

A small engraved message just above the magazine well lip that has an arrow pointed towards the muzzle with the text "pointy end this way"

You can, in later years, claim the lower was police surplus. :)

Rolled Out On: 5/6/2008 6:12 PM

Ok Robb, how 'bout this.

Yosemity Sam with smokin' six-shooters and an NRA cap standing over a very dead Elmer Fudd wearing an AHSA cap.

Rolled Out On: 5/6/2008 6:13 PM

Kaveman, I guffawed at that one.

I don't think it'll make it on the side of my rifle, but I'm pretty sure, given a little booze, some free time, and Photoshop, I might have to make that one up for the blog.

Rolled Out On: 5/10/2008 1:46 PM

Uncle has one that says "for civilian use only"

I've always liked "This eeeevvil black rifle kills fascists much better that your crappy guitar"