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I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again because it bears repeating.

Thanks to Greg, my blood pressure has permanently gone up by quite a few points. Greg lent me his copy of Florida Firearms Law, Use & Ownership by Jon H. Gutmacher and I've almost finished it, but I've learned that if you want good law made, never leave it to the legislature.

I am a programmer. I understand how to push buttons on a keyboard that will tell the computer to do what I want it to do. It is a major fault of programmers to think that just because they know how to write code that they can write any application they want.

This is not true.

An analogy to the analogy is "just because you know how to drive a car doesn't mean you can back up a semi or win the Indy 500".

I can't balance my checkbook. Even though I could tell the computer to add and subtract all the numbers, without a good understanding of what's involved in money management, there's no way I could effectively write a Quicken or Money clone.

Law makers make the same mistake. They think that because they know how to make laws that they can make laws for every situation. They too are dreadfully wrong. The big difference is that when I write a poor program, only those who use it suffer. When the lawmakers goof up, everybody gets f*cked.

To compound matters, judges have a mandate to follow the law as it is written. If it's written poorly, well the judge is going to make a poor decision. I saw this recently with a pal of mine who got a ticket for flashing his lights to let other cars know there was a speed trap. The law states "no flashing lights 'cept blinkers and hazards" but the term "flashing lights" means self modulating (the same between automatic and semi automatic when it comes to firearms). However, the judge read "flashing" and equated it to "manual flashing" and he got the ticket. Plus court fees. Unlucky bastard.

To me, the lawmakers' mistaken belief that since they know how to write laws, they can write any law to cover any situation is no more evident than gun laws. The problem is that most of these idiots couldn't tell the difference between a .22 and 20mm, yet their insistence that they can write any laws to cover any situation coupled with the unyielding desire to simply appear that they are doing something (to protect their jobs). Hell, Carolyn McCarthy couldn't even identify a barrel shroud but wanted to ban it.

This is why I don't get liberals. I can show you reams upon reams of failed projects, bureaucratic mismanagement, and government incompetence and you still want to give them more power as if somehow, with just the right combination of people, they'll eventually get it right.

rolled out on Monday, November 19, 2007 7:54 AM
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# re: Programmers and politicians - Gregory Morris

Rolled Out On: 11/19/2007 9:14 AM

The #1 thing to take away from reading that book is that you can't assume you know what the law is. You can't say "well, given what I know, this makes sense" because 99% of the time you'll be wrong. The law doesn't make sense. The people who signed the laws probably didn't read them anyway. The people who wrote the laws make it their goal to screw everyone anyway.

# re: Programmers and politicians - Matt

Rolled Out On: 11/19/2007 10:24 AM

The problem is, Robb, by helping them make good law, we are helping in our own demise. I've read laws and potential laws in my state and I get a headache. As a programmer as well, I want to smack them and say, "Idiot, this is how you do it!". But if I did so, I'd be helping them take away my guns.

Sometimes, I wish I could sit down informally and off-the-record with a legislator and explain stuff to them. Maybe then they would understand the impracticality and stupidity of these laws from a technical and logical sense. Alas, the political world does not function on reason and then all I've done is given them the means to make their misguided laws more effective.

The problem with firearms laws is they have a language all their own and you have to use that language correctly in a place where it has no place. I've read definitions of various firearm parts and terms in bills and I shake my head. It is so vague that it could be interpreted either way but unfortunately the only way to test it is in a court of law. That is not the place I want to be discussing technical aspects of guns and the semantics of language.

# re: Programmers and politicians - Jerry

Rolled Out On: 11/19/2007 5:15 PM

Yours are words of wisdom and I shall not validate our legislative body by attempting to justify their laws. We need some laws.

I don't think we need the gun laws. I don't know them all. I think people who commit crimes with guns should be punished, so should criminals who commit crimes without guns.

Gun laws, as has been stated by others wiser than I, are an attempt to take control away from the people.

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