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The reason gun nuts are the laughing stock of the sentient universe is that there is no more transparent intellectual dishonesty than that of pro-gun propaganda. Is it because if you were honest with everyone, you'd be forced to admit you all want guns because you're cowardly bullies consumed by crippling sexual inadequacy, and don't think anyone's life is worth more than your inconvenience? Who can blame you? That doesn't sound quite as noble as all the phony posturing about defending oneself and imaginary rights and bogus cause and effect, does it?

Steve H. | Homepage | 09.24.07 - 5:25 pm |

This is what is usually presented as Reasoned Discourse in the anti-rights world.

The best part is an argument like that falls apart instantly. While I'm normally a prude, I don't mind telling the world I have no problems in bed. Not only that, some of the medication I take has impotence as a side effect, and that still doesn't stop the private from standing at attention.

So, I don't suffer crippling sexual inadequacy.

Next, I'm a "cowardly bully". Show me a single time I've used my gun to bully someone. Hell, for that matter, show me a single instance where I've bullied someone at all. You won't be able to. So, that part of the argument is false too. Not doing so well are we, Steve?

As far as what your life is worth to me? Not a lot, if anything at all, and I only support your right to make your own choices in life because I want to make my own choices. And Steve, you don't give a leaping fuck about other people either. That's phony posturing. I find that the people who care the least are those who voice how concerned they are with other's lives. Me? I better my society (again, at the betterment of my own life) by donating what I can and helping others.

But alas, I cannot control other people's lives and therefore detach my emotional commitment from them because of it. What I don't do is fake like I "care" and then try to strip away rights from those I supposedly care so much for.

As for "imaginary rights", I would venture a guess that Steve doesn't consider Freedom of Speech imaginary although it too lacks in the tangibility department.

This is what the anti-rights side has to offer. But I'm glad they have a megaphone and a soapbox because each day, we win more people over to our side when they hear their message.

rolled out on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 11:40 AM
Comments
# re: It's all about the penis - Breda

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 1:37 PM

hmm...where do gun girls like me fit into the equation?

# re: It's all about the penis - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 2:58 PM

Well, I assume Mr. Hiltone here covers you in the blanket "Sexual inadequacy" statement.

You bully.

# re: It's all about the penis - Nomen Nescio

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 3:12 PM

what kind of oversexed teenager would consider themselves "crippled" by some sexual problems, anyway?

sure, sex is nice, it's a great way to spend some time if you have the opportunity. but it's not like an adult can't live a perfectly happy, productive, fulfilled life without, is it? the whole "blue balls" rumor is so much B.S., and most of us learn that shortly after exiting our teens... or at least, i did, and wasn't any worse for wear either.

# re: It's all about the penis - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 3:24 PM

Nomen, now that I'm in my mid-30's and have two kids, a mortgage, a full time job, etc. I wish I could find a way to remove the biological desire to have sex. I'm busy enough as it is polishing my guns and putting band-aids on my knuckles (you know, from them dragging on the ground) to waste time on sex, especially given that the good doctor ensured I'm just going through the motions now ;)

# re: It's all about the penis - Peter

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 3:57 PM

Hey Robb,

It was my commentary that he was responding to. Thank you for alerting me. I've since reposted, although I'll probably get more of the same drivel.

# re: It's all about the penis - BobG

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 6:22 PM

The penis thing is getting tiresome; it seems like it should have a name, since it is the gun-haters version of pulling a Godwin in the debate.
Personally, I have to wonder why these characters are spending so much time fantasizing about gun owners' genitalia...

# re: It's all about the penis - DirtCrashr

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 6:38 PM

If they're gonna go all psophmoric and psychological on the adequacy argumentation, Fffreud already said that retarded sexual and emotional development (adequacy issues) is associated NOT with gun ownership, but with fear and loathing of weapons. "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" -Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis.

# Can Anyone Explain This? - triticale - the wheat / rye guy

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 7:55 PM

It is popular among hoplophobes to attribute psychological shortcomings to those of us who favor the right to keep and bear arms. Robb found a spectacular example in a comment thread.Is it because if you were honest with everyone, you'd...

# re: It's all about the penis - tree hugging sister

Rolled Out On: 9/25/2007 11:08 PM

In case of an erection lasting more than four hours...

Penises.

::yawn::

# re: It's all about the penis - Yuri Orlov

Rolled Out On: 9/26/2007 8:06 AM

Check here for more refutations of the "small penis" theory:

http://www.guncite.com/journals/gun_control_katesreal.html

Don B. Kates, Jr. does a great job in skewering this myth.

# re: It's all about the penis - humjob

Rolled Out On: 9/26/2007 2:52 PM

To comment on two of your posts simultaneously, I still wouldn't want to yell "Viagra" at an NRA meeting, for fear of being trampled to death.

# re: It's all about the penis - tree hugging sister

Rolled Out On: 9/27/2007 11:55 AM


...yell "Viagra" at an NRA meeting...

Or AARP, for that matter. That word at any of those abbreviations would probably get you killed.

# re: It's all about the penis - Gera

Rolled Out On: 10/2/2007 1:43 PM

Nice site thank you!

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