Rolled Out On: 8/9/2007 1:52 PM

Have you tried conking her over the head with something heavy?

Seriously, though, don't you have crazy insomnia too? I apologize if this is been discussed in my absence, but have you considered that it might be something in your environment? Like, one of those household things like radon or asbestos or whatever?

Rolled Out On: 8/9/2007 2:14 PM

My insomnia always precedes a bout of panic attacks. For me, it's an indicator. So far, my wife has shown no PA type of symptoms. Thank God.

She's never been a good sleeper, at least as long as I've known her. She has no set bed time (unlike me who, seconds after 10:00, is fast asleep regardless of what he's doing) and has had trouble falling asleep for years.

If it doesn't get better by this weekend, we might try Scientology.

Rolled Out On: 8/9/2007 2:45 PM

Scientology is closer to radon than asbestos, right?

Rolled Out On: 8/9/2007 2:54 PM

Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. I may have confused Xenu with Radon.

Wasn't Radon an enemy of Godzilla?

Crap. That would mean we'd need to turn Japanese instead of Scientologists.

Fucking thetans.