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Top 10 upcoming changes to the Brady Campaign Blog

So it seems Paul Helmke, tired of watching his efforts demolished by truth and fact, is planning on making some changes to the way the Brady Campaign's blog works. Now, it's all very hush hush right now, but since us rights activists are so helpful in pointing out the errors in Paul's posts, I thought I'd chip in and guess at a few of the changes being made

  1. Powered by Google search technology, every instance of the word gun will be replaced with something more gentle, like puppy, flower, or unicorn.
  2. Eye catching, flashy graphics will be added to the side in hopes that they will distract casual readers away from the pounding Paul takes in the comments
  3. To aid Brady supporters, a preset list of "Change Subject" responses will be available.
  4. Paul's "Reasoned Discourse" series will be replaced with "Would you mother-f%^ing gun nuts stop correcting me already?"
  5. To lighten up the mood, the Brady Campaign will set up a parody site. Due to budget constraints, the parody site will simply be a copy of the current site.
  6. Paul's normal song & dance will be replaced with Paul actually singing and dancing
  7. New icon on the bottom of the screen that will read "Powered by Wishful Thinking"
  8. Brady supporters' comments will automatically contain links. The links won't work, but at least it will make it look like their supporters are actually trying to back up their assertions.
  9. The "Post Comment" button will be replaced with a Pay-Pal donation link. Hey, it can't hurt!

And the #1 change to the Brady Blog

  1. In an attempt to free up valuable comment space, Kelli~, the world's most ineffective sock puppet, is replaced by an ill-tempered chimpanzee with diarrhea

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posted @ 7/27/2007 1:01:21 PM
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