If Imus was actually the father of Anna Nichole Smith's baby and he happened to be in Aruba at the same time as Natalie Holloway.

Seriously, why do lefties worry so much about Fox news? It's like the bastard step child of National Enquirer and Weekly World News, only a bit more sensational and not (as of now) including photos of Bat Boy.

Now, if you could somehow put Imus as Bat Boy's father, then the circle would be complete.