We have a program at work here called Objectives, Goals, Strategies, and Measures, or OGSM. It's one of those "let's get all the employees together, ask them what they think, and then blow them off for martinis and a round of golf" things, but "Hey! We're taking part!"

Anyway, a coworker was writing our department VP because he was requested by management to present the employees findings. When he hit "Send", spell check wanted to replace OGSM with ORGASM. That would have made quite an impression.

Dear Mr. VP,

I have been asked to talk to you about your ORGASM issues. I've been playing around with some new ideas about how we can fully reach your ORGASM goals. While it's hard, I personally think that you and I together can fully achieve ORGASM which would benefit our team and the company.

Sincerely,
A most likely former employee

Update -  A manager actually sent out a meeting planner to his entire department requesting a Team ORGASM meeting.