Rolled Out On: 1/23/2007 3:44 PM

I hate that when it happens. Sounds like it's time to retire a dear friend.

But perhaps in the interest of self-esteem, instead of "needle" you should say "anaconda" or something.

Rolled Out On: 1/23/2007 5:53 PM

I could have gone all day without hearing about your needle.

Rolled Out On: 1/23/2007 6:49 PM

Seriously, why? Do you lie awake at night and ponder things that will make your readers vomit all over their keyboards?

Rolled Out On: 1/23/2007 7:16 PM

Seriously, why? Do you lie awake at night and ponder things that will make your readers vomit all over their keyboards?

Nah, it just comes to me naturally.

If I were able to transmit smell in a blog, you'd really be in trouble.

Rolled Out On: 1/24/2007 12:23 AM

Of course you wanted that image stuck in out heads or else you wouldn't have told us. Cruel!

Rolled Out On: 1/24/2007 10:56 AM

If I were able to transmit smell in a blog, you'd really be in trouble.

You are so, so, SO very wrong!

Rolled Out On: 1/26/2007 11:39 AM

This whole post is utterly useless without a picture.

Rolled Out On: 1/26/2007 10:55 PM

The pants cam is still online...