Looking up some information on Open Carry movements in Florida and I see this

This is the honest truth. Some years ago, perhaps around 1997, I was stopped in North Central Indiana by a State Trooper for speeding (67 in a 55 FWIW). The first question he asked upon arriving at my window was this:

"Do you have any knives, guns or hand grenades in the vehicle?"

My problem would be my smart ass would say something like "define {quotation fingers}hand {quotation fingers} grenades".