Pounds of turkey eaten - ~2
Helpings of sweet potato casserole - 3
Rolls - 3
Glasses of tea - 6
Cookies - 5
Fences jumped over without slipping while avoiding a dog therefore falling squarely on my wrist requiring a trip to the emergency room to have said wrist x-rayed only to find I tore a few ligaments and sprained the muscles in the area while also pulling a groin muscle and thus having to pay $75 for the visit and a spiffy new splint for the wrist - 0

I doubt my in-laws want me back next year.