I work in corporate America. Nice, 5 story building, fortune 500 company type place.

Full of adults, right?

Well, there's a sign in one of the men's room's stall that says

Attention - If you have an accident and need help cleaning up, please call facilities

The mind reels at trying to figure out why they needed the sign in the first place.

Of course, our bathrooms are notorious for odd signage.