Today at The Superficial

Gwen Stefani was spotted leaving her hotel in London over the weekend looking like she just finished a cage match against an angry badger. And her son Kingston looks cute as hell as a miniature special ops operative. I picture him crossing into hostile territory and taking out enemy leaders armed with nothing but a knife and his sippy cup. And maybe a jar of applesauce if he gets hungry

And this gem right below, discussing the fact that Brooke Shields was invited to the Cruise Holmes wedding.

Additionally, Katie Holmes' alleged new best friend and Tom Cruise's mortal enemy, Brooke Shields, is set to attend. Which makes absolutely no sense. Unlike their belief in intergalactic space lords. That stuff's rock solid.