Just got this email chain at work

From: Paul
Subject:        Yankee candles

The next marching band fundraising thing is here, and it's Yankee Candles. If you are interested I have some brochures and order forms at my desk.

From: Lavonia
Subject:        RE: Yankee candles

What if you don't like the Yankees? ;)

From: Paul
Subject:        RE: Yankee candles

The Confederate candles will be later in the month.
 

From: Lavonia
Subject:        RE: Yankee candles

Given those choices,Yankees have my vote.

From: Paul
Subject:        RE: Yankee candles

I agree, besides why you have a cross candle completely engulfed in flames it doesn't last very long. :)