Rolled Out On: 9/1/2006 4:53 PM

the last line... Bahawwaaa, haaaa, haaa, haaa

Rolled Out On: 9/1/2006 7:03 PM

"I once put Miller Lite into my dog's water bowl. He spent most of the evening licking his ass trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

Well, I guess I'll have to resort to plan B in my quest to get the two remaining bottles of Miller Lite out of my house.

Which is, just pour it out in the sink.

Rolled Out On: 9/1/2006 7:08 PM

Uh, Brandon? There are environmental concerns with that plan.

Rolled Out On: 9/9/2006 3:01 AM

I refuse to purchase your beer because it resembles chilled piss from a horse who has barely survived on a fairly anemic diet of crabgrass and forced to consume its own manure for variety in flavor.

Um, how would you know what horse piss tastes like? Anyways, the boycott will never pull through. We are countering your boycott by switching and/or buying more Miller. WooHoo! Oh, and your boycott is a disservice to the American's who make a living working at Miller. What's probably going to happen if your boycott works, which I doubt, is that Miller will have to let those American's go and hire undocumented workers for their cheap labor instead. Support a Guest Worker Program so no one has to march any more and no one has to boycott anything! International Peace Man and God Bless the Undocumented Workers in their stuggle for rights!

Rolled Out On: 9/19/2006 2:41 PM

Resemble does not mean taste.