Photographer 1: Don't worry Achmed, it probably won't go off. Just get a little closer.

When Um Ali Mihdi returned to her home in the southern Lebanese city of Bint Jbeil two days ago, she found a 1,000lb (450kg) Israeli bomb lying unexploded in her living room.

The shell is huge, bigger than the young boy pushed forward to stand reluctantly next to it while we get our cameras out and record the scene for posterity.

Photographer 2: Dunno chap. I'm not too bloody sure that 'll sell the story you see. Got a bit o' a pre-built narrative and all.

Photographer 1: Right! Ok Um Ali, help me lift this thing. Now Achmed slide under there ok? That's a good sport. Let's try this again. Grimmace for the camera Achmed.

When Um Ali Mihdi returned to her home in the southern Lebanese city of Bint Jbeil two days ago, she found a 1,000lb (450kg) Israeli bomb lying unexploded in her living room. On top of her son, Achmed.

The shell is huge, bigger than the young boy reluctantly crushed under it while we get our cameras out and record the scene for posterity.

Photographer 2: Dunno old sport. It simply doesn't scream Brutal Israeli Death Squad Tactics Intentionally Kill School Children, Babies, and Harmless Kittens. Remember, we're going for posterity here.

Photographer 1: Right again, chum! Let's see. By Joe I've got it! Hand me some of those catsup packets from McFalafel. Right! Now a little here, a little there. Now, get the cameras ready.

When Um Ali Mihdi returned to her home in the southern Lebanese city of Bint Jbeil two days ago, she found a 1,000lb (450kg) Israeli bomb lying unexploded in her living room. On top of her son, Achmed.

The shell is huge, bigger than the young boy and his baby brother's kitten reluctantly and intentionally targeted, crushed under it while we get our cameras out and record the scene for posterity, splattering what would appear to be blood over the ruined room.

Photographer 2: Now that's posterity, ol' chap!

Hat tip Ace