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In case you’ve been like me and pretty much unplugged over the weekend, Reuters has been caught publishing photographs that have been tampered with.

The scariest part is that this particular photo was simply a shitty Photoshop job. As a wedding photographer, I use Photoshop to open people's eyes,  take off that last minute zit, and even move people closer to each other. When I am done, there isn't the slightest hint that anything ever changed.

For example, a friend of my wife's recently asked me to remove a camera bag from an otherwise nice photo. It was easy because it was on grass, and grass has a nice, randomness to it that makes it simple to clone. However, because I see these things, I ensured that I mixed up the cloning with some transformations, blurring, and whatnot so that even a trained eye wouldn't be able to see what had changed.

So, while this one is rather easy to spot, how many times have we been fooled into thinking something was bloodier than it really was? Or more flooded? Or colder?

The irony of technology is that its ability to assist mankind is matched in its ability to destroy us. Biotech gives us bioterror. Enhanced computers and network give us the ability to spread the truth almost as fast as lies.

And better imaging software gives me a great set of tits…

Don't hate me because I'm stacked

rolled out on Monday, August 07, 2006 9:42 AM
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# re: About that faked Reuters photo - Haacked

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 12:03 PM

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares.

# You SUCK! - vern

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 12:24 PM

DAMMIT!!! AGAIN!!!! I am still blurry-eyed from the LAST time!!!

BTW: How come you are running subtext version 0.0.0.0?

# re: About that faked Reuters photo - Time and Tea

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 1:43 PM

SaaM,
With this and your home brew, you qualify as a hat for Jeff Goldstein. But you knew that.
Better blending than the Reuters job, by the way.
T&T (formerly HotCuppaTea)

# re: About that faked Reuters photo - David Gillies

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 4:30 PM

Will you STOP DOING THAT! It was bad enough the first time. This must be about the fourth outing for that monstrosity. I'd just finished lunch. Now I've thrown up a bit in my mouth.

# re: About that faked Reuters photo - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 6:03 PM

You're right David. Time for a new pic.

From now on, it is going to be my mission to photoshop my face on as many Supermodels / Porn stars as possible.

And Vern, beats me. I'm assuming whatever is checking the version isn't going against what it's supposed to. We had the same issue at work with an app. Haven't looked into it here.

# re: About that faked Reuters photo - vern

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 6:30 PM

http://vernsblog.thegillfamily.us:8180/Rss.aspx
<generator>Subtext Version 1.5.2.0</generator>

http://haacked.com/Rss.aspx
<generator>Subtext Version 1.9.1.0</generator>
(Dogfood Gourmet, here)

http://blog.robballen.com/Rss.aspx
<generator>Subtext Version 0.0.0.0</generator>

Just thought perhaps you're running such a bleeding-edge version of subText that you don't even need a version number...

P.S. Dunno if it's just me, but the buttons above don't work.
Probably me. I know, I'm a pain in the arse.

# re: About that faked Reuters photo - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 8/7/2006 7:10 PM

OH! That. Now I remember. Yeah, I know there was an error, but that's in 1.5.x.x and I can no longer rebuild the .Net 1.1 versions (my build machine is only 2.0)

So I was waiting until a stable build of 1.9 to upgrade. Probably should soon. And yeah, don't know why the buttons aren't working. I'll look into that. Thanks.

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