So I have this blog where I can spill out my guts to the entire world and right now, there’s so much I want to talk about but cannot (Joe, you know what it is). The main reason I choose to be dodgy is because many people I know read this blog (probably the bulk of my 7 readers) and it’s not something I’ve discussed with them.

So I’m trying to figure out how much I can say without saying anything. Kind of like a Paris Hilton press conference.

There’s something looming on the horizon in my life. It’s a shot in a million and I’m not getting my hopes up, but it’s one of those things where my entire, comfortable life could get turned on it’s pretty little head. It’s a good thing, mind you, but would be major enough to require several years of therapy and probably stronger medication.

Well, maybe not that big, but big enough.

I am simultaneously excited and deathly nauseated. An interesting mix, if I do say so myself.

Anyway, if you notice I’m not blogging much lately, it actually has nothing to do with it. I picked up Oblivion this weekend and now am considering moving both the fridge and the computer into the bathroom so that I don’t actually have to get up for the better portion of the day.

Of course, if this big event does take place, it might put a crimp in my Oblivion lifestyle which, now that I think about it, might not be all that great.