Especially after receiving an All IT email from the Vice President, who in an effort to get us all to join a special ‘thank you’ type outing, ends with

Don’t miss this opportunity. How many times do you get the chance to blow out of work early, drink beer, and play video games? 

To which I promptly replied:

 Usually every Tuesday.

My boss, of course, replies with:

What address should I mail your stuff to?