The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
For which George Bush was summarily blamed for not
warning the spider ahead of time,
increasing funding to the Corps of Engineers on Water Spout Safety,
signing the Kyoto treaty thus averting the sudden rain storm,
and not invoking posse comitatus and personally helping the spider back to safety.

@!#$&* Bush…