Court allows church's hallucinogenic tea

WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court ruled unanimously Tuesday that a small congregation in New Mexico may use hallucinogenic tea as part of a four-hour ritual intended to connect with God.

Our father, who art in…whoa… can you smell the colors?

The tea, which contains an illegal drug known as DMT, is considered sacred to members of O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal, which has a blend of Christian beliefs and South American traditions.

And the Lord spoke to Moses and said ‘Duuuuuuuuude… Like, those false idols and all are like, you know, harshing my mellow’.

Members believe they can understand God only by drinking the tea, which is consumed twice a month at four-hour ceremonies.

Please open your hymnals to Hendrix, Chapter 7, Song 2.

However, as much humor as one can find in this, I do happen to like the legal portions

Justices, in their first religious freedom decision under Chief Justice John Roberts, moved decisively to keep the government out of a church's religious practice. Federal drug agents should have been barred from confiscating the hoasca tea of the Brazil-based church, Roberts wrote in the decision.

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Roberts said that the Bush administration had not met its burden under a federal religious freedom law to show that it could ban "the sect's sincere religious practice."

The chief justice had also been skeptical of the government's position in the case last fall, suggesting that the administration was demanding too much, a "zero tolerance approach."

The Bush administration had argued that the drug in the tea not only violates a federal narcotics law, but a treaty in which the United States promised to block the importation of drugs including dimethyltryptamine, also known as DMT.

"The government did not even submit evidence addressing the international consequences of granting an exemption for the (church)," Roberts wrote.

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WAIT!!!!! You mean to tell me Roberts, a man who was crammed down the throats of the US by ChimpyMcHitler isn’t marching in jackboot-step with the administration and, instead, decided to apply the law???? It’s almost like he thinks for himself!

Either that or he’s applying for church membership…..