Rolled Out On: 12/10/2005 10:37 PM

What if my ex-girlfriends Google me and find out that *I'm* a porn star?

Rolled Out On: 12/12/2005 8:26 PM

Ever google a current girlfriend and find out she used to be a porn star?

Rolled Out On: 12/5/2005 4:02 PM

Ya know. Sometimes you post something that just leaves you wide open for a wise-ass comment that goes too far.

If I didn't like you so much, what I would have commented, but felt it's just too low to post, is the following.

"Yes, I have googled an ex to find she's become a porn star. And surprisingly, you're mom is quite a hit these days."

But I won't go there, because that's just wrong. Just file that away in your list of "your momma" jokes.