As always, we here at Sharp as a Marble like to respond to our fan mail, and we like to highlight some of the best on the blog itself.

Today’s mail entitled L.eave your job comes from Marsha O. Hancock:

Hello robatx@gmail.com,

Wou.ld you like 1.5k to 3.5k per day just for ret.urnin.g phon.e call.s?

Give Us A Ca.l.l - 1-800-839.9032

 If you have a te-leph-one and can re.turn calls you are fully quali.fie.d.

 Regards, Marsha O. Hancock
Cusack8@umontreal.ca

Well, Marsha, thank you for the lovely offer. I must admit $1,500 to $3,500 a day is a tempting proposal. $437.50 an hour is a lot more than I am currently making. However, I wonder if you would have a higher paying position proofreading company emails as your letter is rife with punctuation mistakes. I am well qualified in hitting the F7 key in Outlook and guarantee my work is top notch. Pressing F7 is a little harder than returning calls.

I left you a message and I assume for $437.50 and hour, someone will return my call in due time.

Thank you for contacting the Sharp as a Marble Employment Department!