Sharp as a Marble Laboratories issues recall on Limited Edition Official Hugh Hewitt GOP Cheerleader Doll!

Several models of the Hugh Hewitt ‘Go Miers Go’ cheerleading dolls are being recalled due to a defective voice chip. Affected models no longer chant the proper “Miers Miers, She’s our pick!” phrase and instead scream at their owners for not supporting the president’s choice. It has also come to our attention that Mier’s withdrawal from nomination renders the doll’s amazingly lifelike “HAR-EEE-ET” rally cry obsolete.

Sharp as a Marble Laboratories will be glad to refund customer’s money with the return of the defective items, or if you prefer, we will gladly swap your doll out with one of our other, best selling Hugh Hewitt GOP Cheerleader models:

• ‘Hurray for W’ model with matching pom-poms
• ‘There is no I in Team’ model with party-cohesion chants
• ‘Inspirational Hugh’ doll with 1,000 catchy phrases on how to support the Republican party blindly even when your president makes boneheaded decisions.