Damn UPS. According to their website

Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Sep 22, 2005.

Which would be nice and dandy if, immediately below it didn’t say

Package Progress:
Date/ Time		Location		Activity
Sep 20, 2005 11:36 P.M.		SECAUCUS, NJ, US		ARRIVAL SCAN
11:13 P.M.		NEW YORK, NY, US		DEPARTURE SCAN
8:34 P.M.		NEW YORK, NY, US		ORIGIN SCAN
6:23 P.M.		US		BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

Tracking results provided by UPS: Sep 22, 2005 3:28 P.M. Eastern Time (USA)

So, unless UPS can get a 6 pound box from Secaucus NJ to Tampa in 30 minutes, I don’t see me getting my stuff today. Either that or the website’s data is old. Yeah, that’s what I’ll tell myself so I feel better.