So I bought a Ryobi 3000 PSI pressure washer today. Already put it together (with the help of my father since I can’t lift anything for a few days) and even did a little house cleaning with it. I’m sure my doctor would have had a fit, especially when I first hit the trigger and the 3000 PSI rammed the handle 3 inches from my injured nut sack.

I love this thing. Lot’s of power, well laid out, easy to move around, and lots of features. However, I have to point out the one thing that kills me in the advertisement

• Nozzle cleaning kit

This system has interchangeable nozzles to give you different spray intensities and spreads. Since gunk can and will form in them, it is safe to assume you will need a kit to clean them with.

The ‘kit’ is nothing more than a single friggin’ piece of wire.