Holy crap. I’m on hold with the credit card company (apparently, it is physically impossible to ‘pay off’ a credit card as they’ll charge you interest on the interest on a day to day basis, so mailing in a few thousand dollars just isn’t enough. Bastards.) and every 5 seconds some dude is reminding me of how important my call is. Every 5 friggin’ seconds??? I can’t even enjoy the fabulously annoying elevator music without some butt nugget explaining how terribly sorry they are for putting me on hold and how critical it is that I stay on the line because I’m just so f’in important!!!!

FOR GOD SAKES DON’T HANG UP ON US!!!!! AND IF YOU FORGET IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO US, DON’T WORRY! WE’LL REMIND YOU!!

Maybe it’s a ploy to get people like me to hang up in disgust. A Kevorkian on-hold waiting tactic or something.

Of course, compared to the dolt I had to speak with, the recording was full of life and exciting to listen to.