Rolled Out On: 6/2/2005 8:43 AM

Just so you'll know, I just got off a conference call with Morrissey and Johnny Marr, and they've agreed that you should be strung up for violating the rights of that meat. Prepare for a phone call from a couple of vegan limey rockstars.

Rolled Out On: 6/2/2005 8:50 AM

You should see the horrors that befell the living stalks of brocolli I killed as well. Steamed their flesh with red pepper flakes.

And I've enslaved Bacillus Laterosporus bacteria in my intestines and forced them to produce glucose-regulating and other pancreatic hormones.

I'm a living testiment to lower life form abuse!