Rolled Out On: 5/17/2005 8:15 AM

When he's not there, unscrew the base of his chair. Insert two sardines into the opening. Re-attach the rest of the chair. It will drive him to madness.

Rolled Out On: 5/17/2005 9:07 AM

I doubt he'd notice.

Rolled Out On: 5/17/2005 9:39 AM

This made me think of your onion guy. (scroll down to Stacy)

Rolled Out On: 5/17/2005 10:18 AM

Tanya, this post is where I got that bit of inspiration for Dorfman.

Robb, your check is NOT in the mail. :)

Rolled Out On: 5/17/2005 2:47 PM

Damn. I might have to try to start playing that game. I'm usually good for 100 words.

Or 3 minutes worth of mediocre sex.

Either way, I'm game.

Rolled Out On: 7/11/2005 3:30 PM