I guess I’ve calmed down enough to write about this. This event happened last week, but every time I went to blog it, I would get all bent out of shape.
I was driving to work last week, something I’m wont to do on occasion, when I was cut off by some asshole who was in a hurry. Now, normally I just back off and let Mr. Idiot rush towards his impending demise, but this car caught my eye. On the back he had two bumper stickers that literally made my blood boil.
Both stickers had the red circle with a cross out over the yellow ribbon. The first said “Tie your yellow ribbon around your neck” and the second said “The Germans supported their troops too”.
By the time I read this, dickhead had tried to change lanes to get another car length ahead but ended up by my side instead. I am not exaggerating when I say this but I literally had to fight the strong urge to ram his puny 1984 Honda accord off the bridge. I honestly wanted to cut him off, slam on the brakes, take him out of his car and beat the ever lovin’ shit out of him.
There’s an old joke that says stress is caused by overriding the body’s basic instinct to choke someone who desperately needs it. I was surprised at the rage that I had in me over two stupid bumper stickers.
I spent six years actively in the Marine Corps (two in Inactive Reserves). While I was a tech on aircraft and didn’t see any combat action, I know plenty of others who have. Friends. Comrades. We all were willing to put our lives on the line so little shitwads like that can cut us off on the road.
You may disagree with the war in Iraq or Afghanistan. Many of the soldiers in the military joined well before these events started. Like me, they wanted to help protect their country. They deserve your support, even if that simply means not talking smack about them. To compare our troops to the Nazis is beyond the pale.
Freedom of speech is important and I support his right to display such garbage. I also support the right for him to get his ass kicked for doing so. The problem is that I’d be the one going to jail. Which I agree with as violence isn’t the way to solve issues like those. But the fantasy of him ‘accidentally’ falling off a 12 story building and landing on his face is still something that makes me smile.
Is that wrong?
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Monday, May 02, 2005 10:09 AM