Jeff Goldstein continues to get his panties in a wad about the whole Citizen Journalist Radio interview with Michele Cantalano and the reaction by John Hawkins of Right Wing News. Not being content with getting caught with his pants warming his ankles, Jeff tries to get all high and mighty with this little nugget of sage advice:
And I suggest that it might not be such a bad idea if some people in the blogosphere stopped taking themselves so fucking seriously.
Listen here Goldielocks, don’t go prattling off on me about not taking myself seriously. I am the fucking pinnacle of seriousness. Sharp as a Marble is here to enlighten the masses, not entertain them. If they want wholesome fucking entertainment, they can switch to Nick at Night and watch Ward Cleaver gently but firmly chastise the Beaver. But here in the Marble house, it’s all about EXPOSING THE TRUTH!
I take myself very fucking seriously because if I don’t, who will?
You just remember that Goldstein, because I have no qualms about visiting your ‘blog’ and being very, very serious. We’re talking Kofi Annan / UN Letter of Disapproval type seriousness. You’ve been warned.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I think it’s about time I have Hans Gruber as a guest blogger.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005 9:33 AM