Let me get this straight. A woman has a rough day with her kids. She writes the story on eBay and auctions the baseball that started the day off.

Someone buys it for $1,125.00.

This has got to be a joke. What in the hell makes a baseball and a good story worth that much money? Seriously? There were 108 f’ing bids on this thing like it was the winning homerun ball from the 1967 World Series game between the Cardinals and the Red Sox.

Why do I bother coming into work? Apparently there are people out there willing to pay a metric assload of cash for the most mundane of things. I’m going to find a Ritz cracker with a bad case of pope-pareidolia and make millions.

Hat tip – Redsugar Muse