Jeff Jarvis of BuzzMachine points out some tit-for-tat on Pamela Anderson’s new show and keeps us abreast of the situation:
American women have no nipples (before 10 p.m.)
: Pamela Anderson, appearing on Howard Stern this morning to plug her new Fox show Stacked, said that the network censors have come on the set and ordered that her nippled be "taped down" because you can't have nipples before 10 p.m.
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Free the nipples!
Gosh! It’s nice to know the gentlefolk at the FCC are looking after our best interests. When Irelyn is born, I’ll make sure she closes her eyes during breatfeeding. Wouldn’t want her exposed to nipples. And Georgia? Gonna make her bathe with the lights out, just in case she happens to look down.
Seriously folks, what’s the big deal? I’m often considered a prude. I’m not into porn, don’t like strip clubs, etc. But I think my parenting is good enough to protect my daughters if, heaven forbid, Pamela Anderson’s lactose-hoses push up her shirt a wee bit.
What a load of shit.
Update
Ladies, feel free to post your FCC violations.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:02 PM