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Jeff Jarvis of BuzzMachine points out some tit-for-tat on Pamela Anderson’s new show and keeps us abreast of the situation:

American women have no nipples (before 10 p.m.)

: Pamela Anderson, appearing on Howard Stern this morning to plug her new Fox show Stacked, said that the network censors have come on the set and ordered that her nippled be "taped down" because you can't have nipples before 10 p.m.
……
Free the nipples!

Gosh! It’s nice to know the gentlefolk at the FCC are looking after our best interests. When Irelyn is born, I’ll make sure she closes her eyes during breatfeeding. Wouldn’t want her exposed to nipples. And Georgia? Gonna make her bathe with the lights out, just in case she happens to look down.

Seriously folks, what’s the big deal? I’m often considered a prude. I’m not into porn, don’t like strip clubs, etc. But I think my parenting is good enough to protect my daughters if, heaven forbid, Pamela Anderson’s lactose-hoses push up her shirt a wee bit.

What a load of shit.

Update
Ladies, feel free to post your FCC violations.

rolled out on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:02 PM
Comments
# RE: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples - Daniel

Rolled Out On: 4/13/2005 2:01 PM

one word: Friends

# RE: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples - Daniel

Rolled Out On: 4/13/2005 2:04 PM

it must have been around 30 degrees on that set

# RE: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 4/13/2005 2:10 PM

Hell, I'm in violation of the FCC rules right now!

# RE: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples - Patty

Rolled Out On: 4/13/2005 5:15 PM

Yeah, the FCC could teach my kids something about being given an inch and taking a mile. Aren't they just supposed to license airwaves, so that nobody runs over someone else's signal?

I'm sorry, but I'm with you. I do the parenting myself, and the government can politely keep its filthy freaking mitts off of my kids.

# RE: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples, Nipples - Nathan

Rolled Out On: 4/15/2005 6:37 PM

Dude, you are looking at it the wrong way.

Consider: there should now be job openings for stage assistants to tape those little suckers down. Or big suckers, as the case may be. No pun intended, either, but I'm rolling with it.

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