Saw this disclaimer on an eBay page
UPS, the UPS brandmark and the color brown are registered trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved.
They’ve got a trade mark on brown? Does that mean I have to pay royalties on my underwear? Is my skin in violation of copyright laws? Holy shit*!
* Please ensure your shit is now be purple to avoid litigation,
rolled out on
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 2:22 PM