Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for producing your product. It was something I needed very badly. However, what the fuck is up with the packaging? Why must I completely destroy the entire plastic casing to get to the item? Is it that hard to seal the damn thing? I have to use scissors, knives, various blowtorches, etc. to even get to the instruction manual. Good luck to me trying to take it back if it’s defective because I don’t think {insert store here} accepts plastic confetti as ‘original packaging’.

Are you in league with the bastards that package children’s toys? Have you ever tried to get out the horse from the Little People Barn while a two year old is screaming at you to hurry? It would be one thing if I had to cut the tape on the box and open it, but to also have to cut the tape off of the thick plastic covering the 2 gauge wire which is twisted around some doodad holding it into yet another taped piece of cardboard, all of which are a choking hazard when they fall in between the seat cushions of the couch just makes gift time hell at my house.

Anyway, your product rocks, but your packaging sucks. You’ll be receiving a bill for the band-aids shortly.

Sincerely,
Robb