I want an artificial plant for my cube. 'Cept I want the leaves to be mostly missing and the ones still there almost totally brown. I want the flowers shriveled and grey with the petals falling out.
I can imagine the conversations now..... (insert dreamy harp sound effect here)
Coworker - Ummm, what's wrong with your plant?
Me - It died.
Coworker - Died? It's plastic.
Me - Yeah, I have horrible luck with plants.
Coworker - But how can it die? It's plastic for Pete's sake.
Me - I guess I didn't water it enough.
Coworker - Dude, it's artificial. You don't water artificial plants.
Me - Oh, well then that means I over watered it. I told you I'm not good with plants.
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Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:04 PM