I found this site that tracks celebrities (via the newly blogrolled CotS) and discusses some odds and ends about each one. It puzzled me that sexual orientation was one of the main bio headings because I thought that wasn't supposed to matter to people. Regardless, Michael Jackson's bio is spot on

Born: 29-Aug-1958
Birthplace: Gary, IN

Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Black
Sexual orientation: Matter of Dispute
Occupation: Musician

Level of fame: Icon
Executive summary: Lover of children everywhere