Rolled Out On: 2/22/2005 1:31 PM

Dude... would you look at the cans on him...

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I've just realized I've never said that before. Or will again. Thanks.

Rolled Out On: 2/22/2005 1:44 PM

Rolled Out On: 2/23/2005 3:56 PM

Robb, that is so freakin' wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Rolled Out On: 2/23/2005 4:00 PM

Dude, are you kidding me? That's some of the best photoshopping I've ever done!!! I had to reconstruct my breasts as there was lots of text over them.

Rolled Out On: 2/24/2005 4:31 PM

I hate it when that happens.

Rolled Out On: 2/24/2005 4:49 PM

With lush, sensual features like yours (read: prominent proboscis, heavy brows and a collagened-like lower lip) you need a large, fluid pattern in bold colors like black and red, or purple and green. That fragile-flower embroidery stuff doesn't work for you, although the chain straps are good.

Screamingly funny, but I am way too susceptible to drag. Your shop skills (you matched the skin tones too well, fer cryin' out loud) are awesome.

Rolled Out On: 2/24/2005 8:34 PM

A first-rate piece of shoppery that explains why your site is so, um, perky.

Rolled Out On: 4/3/2005 4:32 AM

Rolled Out On: 4/3/2005 4:40 AM