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Just when you thought it couldn't get any sillier.

THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

I can't stop giggling about this one. The jokes are endless.

Abu: Achmed! Get the rocket launcher reader, the infidels are coming!

Achmed: I've got you're "rocket launcher" right here.

Abu: Achmed, are you crazy? Do you really think we have time for a nooner?

Hat tip Spoons.

rolled out on Friday, January 14, 2005 8:59 AM
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# RE: Now THIS is What I Call Valuable Weapons Research - Bithead

Rolled Out On: 1/14/2005 12:43 PM

Non-lethal?
Don't they, like, kill guys for being homosexuals, over there?

# RE: Now THIS is What I Call Valuable Weapons Research - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 1/14/2005 12:51 PM

Well, it's a liberal type of non-lethality. It's ok if they kill themselves, as long as American hands aren't sullied. Remember,

Saddam killing innocent Iraqis = OK.
Americans killing insurgents = Immoral.

# RE: Now THIS is What I Call Valuable Weapons Research - Hubris

Rolled Out On: 1/14/2005 4:59 PM

What, are we going to hurl C+C Music Factory CDs at them?

# RE: Now THIS is What I Call Valuable Weapons Research - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 1/14/2005 6:22 PM

Let's not get nasty, Hubris. You're crossing the line into clear cut 'tortue' there.

Once our troops start making them listen to C+C Music Factory, what's to stop them from putting on old Stryper albums? That's a slippery slope we dare not go down.

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