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Part of the exciting prospect of home brewing is cloning some of my favorite beers. From what I hear, it's not that difficult to get close enough to your favorite to satisfy your taste buds. I will be thrilled to brew some Guinness Extra Stout and Harp!

What is amazing is that there are people who know beer so good that they can figure out what ingredients were used to make them. With that said, I'd like to give you my recipe for cloning Coors*.

While most beers require you to make 5 gallons or more at a shot, Coors can be cloned by the bottle.

  • 12 oz. Seltzer water
  • 2 tsp. room temperature horse piss

Mix and enjoy!

*For Coors Light, lower the horse piss to 1 tsp.

UPDATE:

I just found out that you can get an exact replica of Budweiser using

  • 12 oz. chilled Clydesdale urine
  • Some poprocks (for carbonation)
rolled out on Monday, November 01, 2004 8:02 AM
Comments
# RE: Cloning Beers - Bruce

Rolled Out On: 11/1/2004 9:04 AM

You left out step 3: Filter through sand.

# RE: Cloning Beers - Robb Allen

Rolled Out On: 11/1/2004 9:36 AM

You're thinking of Corona....

# RE: Cloning Beers - David Gillies

Rolled Out On: 11/2/2004 3:46 AM

There's that old joke that if you sent Budweiser to the lab to be analysed, the results would come back: "your horse has diabetes". Or, why is Budweiser like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water.

If you like witbier style lagers, you can do some amazing things with homebrew (such as hallucinating, but that's another story).

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