Just sent her this...

Hey Babe,

 

You know those 'Lean Pockets' you bought me? The Ham & Cheese ones on the whole grain bread? The next time you're at Publix, I want you to buy every last box they have.

 

Then, when you get home, we'll bury them in the back yard. We should do our part to ensure nobody else ever has to suffer through what I'm currently going through for lunch.

 

Love,

Your Husband.