I've got huge feet. 14's to be exact (sometimes I can get away with a large 13). Sometimes, it can be a downright pain. First, when looking for tennis shoes, it's near impossible to find shoes not designed for a 6'9" basketball player. You know the ones - no shoe laces, neon-lights, fluorescent green stripes, and a logo that blinks when you take a step.
Ladies and gentlemen, all I want is a pair of white shoes. Period. I don't need spring-loaded heels to help me jump.
Now, once I've secured a good set of footwear, I invariably ruin the inside cushioning because I have a bad habit of scrunching my toes. When that happens I have to buy new insoles. Guess what? They don't have Dr. Scholl's Gellin' Inserts readily available in my size and I have a 1/2 inch gap in the front and back of my shoes.
It sucks.
What? It's my blog, I'll bitch and moan if I want.
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004 9:48 AM