All the cool, popular bloggers are getting other people to do their work and increase their coolness, so I thought I might do something similar to see if it helps my stats.

Now, I don't have any real friends to do the guest blogging, so I will enlist the help of my multiple personalities: Jorge, the blind pool boy; William Fernbuckle, a Swedish accountant who has a Poptart fetish; and Lucy, a transgendered kumquat farmer who enjoys fine art, wines, and snuff films involving small, woodland creatures.

I am also thinking about inviting Darrel, my imaginary friend, to join along.