Frank J. was on a radio broadcast the other day. He's just as funny to listen to as to read (although I found him to sound a bit shorter than I thought). However, IMAO.us has always remained an enigma as to what IMAO stands for. International Monkey Assassination Organization? Internal Ministry of Anal-retentive Octogenarian? Who knew?

Just like Sampson got his strength from his locks of hair (much like John Edwards), Frank's comedic prowess came from the mystery surrounding the IMAO acronym. Now that we know what it really stands for, all his power will be sapped from his funny bone. Like Sampson had to crush himself by toppling the pillars he was chained to, I suspect Frank will be forced to blog about boring stuff like nanotechnology and Tennessee college campuses until one day, when he realizes he has lost all humor closes his blog and joins a monastery.

Then, maybe just maybe, Scott Ott will get injured in a freak accident with the Oscar Mayer Weiner car and I, Sharp as a Marble, will rule the comedy blog world!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

Of course, that means I'd have to start actually being funny which requires work.

Screw it. Who wants to see pictures of my cat?